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Crazy shit at the drag strip

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#1 ·
Post up your stories of weird, nuts or just plain funny stuff that’s happened at the dragstrip. I know you've got stories!!
Couple of mine----


The “dirty D” – Detroit Dragway

Was working at a booked in show for Gil Kohn, and the place was packed. Late summer, hot and humid night, and plenty of drinking going on. Had a couple racers tell me they heard gunshots on the return road, seems like a couple spectators thought it would be “fun” to shoot at the cars at top end, one racer actually had a bullet hole in his Camaro.… Also at one of those shows, had an attempted robbery at the office one night. Thugs figured with the place packed, the office would be loaded with cash (and it was)……can’t remember if they actually got away with it.


Another booked in show…..Craig Arfons was racing the Green Monster (can’t remember the date) had his chutes fail, wound up launching off the berm at the top end of the track (I think he had a spindle failure ), went sailing into the air probably going around 200 mph (looked like an airplane taking off) and landed in a mud and water filled bog upside down. Since there were NO lights down there, it took a awhile for the rescue guys to finally locate him…… One of the safety crew were trying to clear out the mud that was packed into the roll cage and from his helmet, and Craig bit him! At least he was ok (I think he had a cracked vertebrate)…sadly, he died later attempting to set a drag boat record (I think?)



Motor City

Worked in the tower, back in the day where they had the OLD chrondek clocks. I’m talking the dial clocks, where you had to covert the numbers to miles per hour speed, etc.
Late at night, hardly any light in the tower, capturing the times and recording them on those old machines (what did they call ‘em?) that sent the time slips to the et shack. Not paying attention, then I feel something crawl across my hand, look down, let out a blood curdling scream, and proceeded to pound the shit out of 3 of the largest, longest, and hairiest spiders I have ever seen. Those suckers made a nest in the machines and decided to come out and take a look; I’m screaming so loud you can hear it over the loudspeakers, and the announcer was laughing so hard he gave up announcing and left the mic open so everyone could hear my ranting……gawd. I think I must have missed at least 4 rounds of cars going down the track, kid at the et shack was getting verbally beat up pretty good by the racers – was just nuts.

Debs
 
#8 ·
rears falling out on launch is my fav
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the red nova with crazy ass oldhead with the malibu helping him? one ladder bar attached to the rear, one to the car. that was rediculous!

i also liked at the first NTN at atco, some old dude on a golf cart got stuck in the pits and started running into all the cars. hit like 4 cars and everybody was going nuts, thought somebody was getting shot. just put my helmet on and ducked!
 
#3 ·
Had a little airport here in Rialto, CA do a "run what ya brung" type of thing in the mid 90's and the main event was a jet car demo. The guys putting on the event apparently didn't realize that jet cars make fire and set up plastic orange mesh up for a barrier to keep the people back. Well, needless to say, it didn't take much to melt the orange plastic stuff and I think alot of people learned they shouldn't stand behind a jet car, even at a distance!
 
#4 ·
I 'DID' one of the worst I know of. Lights were out in the runout and big loop of the Firebird return road (track is used for the Bonduant as a road course also) Cones all over the place channeling you on and off of the many roads,,, I'm lost and finding my way around in the dark. Look up and there are 2 pairs of headlights headed straight towards me. Somehow out there in the dark I had gotten on the first turnout road and back opn the track. Fortunately it was just a street night and T&T, but felt like a total freeking rookie.
 
#6 ·
MY dad, brother and me were down at norwalk one night and the guy pitted next to us had a really nice nova and we noticed that it kept getting faster and faster every pass, not thinking to much about being we didnt really talk to him at all being he never was in the pit. Well when we were loading up and got everything ready to leave we started pulling out and this guy is loading his car on the trailer and the next thing we know hes in the back of his brand new f-150 at the time. Well come to find out the more beer he drank the faster his car got. If we knew he was drinking while he was racing we would of told somebody.
 
#9 ·
One Night at Moroso, we were rollin up the chutes on our dragster at the turn off, and this honda (stock) is coming down the track passed the finish line still on the throttle still going thur the gears, 3/4 the way into the shut down area, he saw the turn off coming, he locked up all four spun it around 4 or 5 times didn't hurt anything , but he looked pretty phuckin stupid
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#10 ·
i cant count how much stupid shit ive seen at my local track on saturday night street nights..... ought to be a rule to retards allowed on a dragstrip
 
#11 ·
seen a chassis car being pulled into the lanes by a truck and hit a bump turning the front wheels on the car and the truck pulled the car over on its lid and dragged 10 more feet. Tow hook was attached to the roof a pillar. Story i heard later was the steering wheel came off when the car hit the bump leaving the driver helpless. Cool thing is nobody got hurt and no other car damage.
 
#15 ·
The best ones are some of the Friday night Street racers that would run into the sand trap and hit the catch net, because they thought was a dirt road at end and the net was there to stop them.
LMAO what a bunch of retards...at our track at the send there are trees straight ahead and a corn field to the left....if somehow u make it past the trees u end up in the river!!
 
#14 ·
Had a big ass Panther run across in front of us at the track.we were riding 4 wheelers after a sat qualifying day and was just riding and having some fun its dark by this time,next thing you know this Panther comes runnin in front of us,man you talkin bout shitn an gettin.
 
#18 ·
ive seen plenty of goofy stuff at union grove over the years,

dom and i watched a guy in a vega launch off the brake to load his car on the trailer, well he missed most of the trailer(launched it) and ended up in and on the tailgate of his truck, and on top of the tounge jack.

some "other sorts" of things that prolly shouldnt be mentioned here.
 
#25 ·
My bet has always been a certain group from that "area" hahahaha...

You'll have to let me in on the secret, I still bring that shit up in conversation at PRI.... it was hilarious to see slowly making it's way across the pits.
 
#27 ·
Watched a guy launch his rotary powered import car onto the wheelie bars it go left and hit the gaurdrail, bounce off the guardrail and coast back to the center of his lane. He stopped the car, reved the motor a couple times and stood back in it on both kits to finish his run.
 
#28 ·
Um, let's see here

Plane landing on Tulsa, right after a pair went down.

At Norwalk FFW in 06, sombody put a dry ice bomb in a freaking trash can at 3 in the morning....still a mystery.

Petty's pet alligator at Belle Rose

A Pro Mod attempting to make a pass without wheelie bars (not on purpose).

The Ed Hoover and Mike Castelanna coast fest was pretty good too.


And most recently, at the IHRA World Finals at the Rock. It rained Friday and filled some of the Pro Stock pits with water. Jason Collin's pit mats and table started floating away. Dobbins decided to move his rig, with the awning up. Saturday night after Collins and Dobbins had both moved, some of our neighbors thought it would be a good idea to build a bomb fire and take advantage of Lake Rockingham. Cale and I woke up to a sportsman racer, drunk as a skunk, decked out in fire suit and helmet, riding a cooler, behind a 4 wheeler through the water with a crowd of about 50 people cheering him on. There were lucky as hell Dobbins (50ft away) didn't wake up, seeing as how he was running for the championship on Sunday!
 
#37 ·
Um, let's see here

Plane landing on Tulsa, right after a pair went down.

At Norwalk FFW in 06, sombody put a dry ice bomb in a freaking trash can at 3 in the morning....still a mystery.

Petty's pet alligator at Belle Rose

A Pro Mod attempting to make a pass without wheelie bars (not on purpose).

The Ed Hoover and Mike Castelanna coast fest was pretty good too.


And most recently, at the IHRA World Finals at the Rock. It rained Friday and filled some of the Pro Stock pits with water. Jason Collin's pit mats and table started floating away. Dobbins decided to move his rig, with the awning up. Saturday night after Collins and Dobbins had both moved, some of our neighbors thought it would be a good idea to build a bomb fire and take advantage of Lake Rockingham. Cale and I woke up to a sportsman racer, drunk as a skunk, decked out in fire suit and helmet, riding a cooler, behind a 4 wheeler through the water with a crowd of about 50 people cheering him on. There were lucky as hell Dobbins (50ft away) didn't wake up, seeing as how he was running for the championship on Sunday!

I swear - I had nothing to do with any of those things... wasn't even there!!
 
#30 ·
well for any of you guys that have been to the past two halloween classics at norwalk, don't know if u knew bout it or not but up in the north 40 these guys pull the racecar outta the trailer and turn it into a strip club with a 10 dollar cover. then if u had some extra dough on you, the motor home that was connected to the trailer is where the strippers become prostitutes! good times might i say
 
#31 ·
my uncle told me this i guess there was this lady that raced like top fuel or top alchol in like ihra or somthing and she was goin down the track had a blow over and came down hit the wall knocked her out and the dragster turned around while she was on the throttle and she was headin towards her crew that was coming down the strip it was her son and husband they seen the dragster coming straight at them so the dad jumped out of the truck and left it goin and the son was retarded so he stayed ended up hopin the guard rail and crashing in a ditch and i guess all 3 of them got killed anybody have any info on this?